vampires DIE!

I have a hatred so deep for these little turds, that even if they were the cure for cancer i'd still hate'em. If you feel the same please do your part and kill them, mmmmkay thanks.

Note: no mosquitos were hurt in the making of the image, but If I had found one to kill you better believe that I would have killed it.

jerrydoesipods

In the light of a time where technology is so fragile like a newborn child, we come to terms like when your baby loses an eye, or a leg. Its what god had planned for it right?! Well move over god you got some competition... WE have the technology to rebuild it!

Alas, our dear friend Amanda's ipod was tragically abused by someone, inflicting some unsightly permanent damage. like a baby losing its face to a cheese grater. ok, maybe not that bad. but in any case, jerry had to come in with a recently aborted ipod and rebuild what was left of Amanda's ipod. This concept can be referenced to the stem cell research being done... or not... anywho... success. happy ending blah blah blah.

Chosen One

As one of the privileged few to create a shoe at the Nike ID space at 255 I felt it necessary to share my shoe. But of course not to rub it in anyone's faces or anything. ;)

MY HERO

He is the Internet phenom turned TV star that you love to hate. But get over it this 30yr old has become the next tom green, and eventually when his show falls through im sure we'll find this fella on celebrity fit club. But before that happens we can keep on chuckling, and giggling to all his absurd quotes and phrases. "Its always raining in my mind" or better yet "I have no soul." I say BRILLIANT! Amanda loves him too! And for all you out there that quite possibly might be doubting that this kid is 30 here's a bio on our little friend...WE LOVE ANDY!

IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?

Photo:Amanda Martin

In a time where NY has become a police state, and a site of firemen or emergency men amassed have become a typical site. we usually think of something really devastating happening. carbombs, gasleaks, terrorists, small children dangling off of balconys, whatever. In this case we have a picture of firemen trying to "unstuck" an elevator and free poor innocent old people and one John Leguizamo. GO NYFD!

LUNCH ROUND UP

Today for lunch we enjoy a nice meal from ZoZo's a fairly new establishment in the LES. The meal was "meh" and they had no chicken at the time of ordering, a very big disappointment for all of us.

Turnip

In an increasing trend in hair-do's jerry has opted to put his hair up like a turnip. Turnip head the new mullet... that is all. good day.

INK

My friend Amanda got a tattoo few weeks back...it was supposed to say jerry but well the tat guy made a mistake. The court case has just begun but this thing will be in litigation foreva... oh well. But you gotta admit that bracelet really gives it the "look at me im in a rap video" kinda feel. May be the addition of some rims and 50 cent might help...something like THIS

Mini punk rock princess!

What happens when babies get a hold of markers?! MARKER TAT's Is this the start of an ink obsession?, quite possibly yes. Even the poor dog got a little tat action.

STAPLE EATS

Todays meal at Staple Consisted of food from Jeeb's a nice and fairly new Thai restaurant on Orchard Street in the LES. not only is it a good meal but the interior is very unique and a must see. An all together great design and good looking take out menu really lets this thai place stand out from the rest! Check it out and tell them jerry sent you!

Note:photo of the food is not actually from Jeeb's, and telling them that jerry sent you will not get you a discount, in fact they've probably never heard of jerry.

Daylight Savings Time, EXTENDED?!

On CNN.com you can find an article about extending daylight savings time the most precious moment in the article I believe would be this...

"Kids across the nation will soon rejoice," said Upton, because they'll have another hour of daylight trick-or-treating.

Ah... yes an extra hour of trick or treating that kids all over will cherish for the rest of there lives. But as my boss says concerning this extended daylight savings "theres probably some terrorist thing behind this."

But in the grand scheme of things isn't it kinda odd that were the only ones that do this daylight "dance."

Web Design at jerrydoesdesign level

Check out the awesome powers of a web design done by the man who never wanted to do web design! Bounce is an awesome magazine about playground basketball, we just happen to work on their website. Check it out HERE.

DEADLINE "DONE"

Mission accomplished and im still alive. The completetion of the latest issues of Fugue and Dime are complete. Relentless hours working in Adobe indesign has prevailed and magazines are goin out. THE END

"REAL FACT"

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Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
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we are the monkeys behind the glass

As the popularity of Staple and the Reed Space hit the masses, we begin to stir the corporate ideology of what is hip. Today we get paid a visit from a group, learning about whats hip and whats trendy. We are the monkeys behind the glass, they observe and watch and learn from us. watch closely "kids" you might miss something.

new! jerrydoesblog

jerry has entered into the whole internet crazy that is blogging. Binding him to something he may regret later on. "What?" you may find yourself asking is jerry going to blog about, after all he spends his days at the Staple office. Well the answer my friend is, stuff. jerrydoesdesign but jerrydoes...all kinds of stuff also. So welcome and keep checking back on what jerry has in store for all to see.