STEPHs COMing BACK!

So with even greater news looming from the steph front, we find more hope and even more help from the dude in the cardboard box in the alley. Way to go! STEPH, YOU'VE REALLY TOUCHED EVERYONES HEART and everyone wants to help!

WE'VE GOT SOME HOPE

Good News on the Steph Campaign. She has an INTERVIEW!!! Sweetness, I really didn't want to jinx the whole thing but I got too excited. So today with all my excess free time and energy I painted this wall in NY and also did some sky writing in my private plane. Hope I didnt ruin it for you Steph, and hopefully those people interviewing you don't see the wall and put 2 and 2 together cause that might hinder their decision.... oh well GO STEPH!!!

CAMPAIGN GOING STRONG

So the campaign is going strong to bring Steph to NYC permenantly! We've just rented the 16wheeler thats gonna be going around the country promoting the cause go us!

Blogger loves Jerry!

So blogging is fun! posting weird stuff and inside jokes, always fun. but what the heck is this. Blogger must really love Jerry to give him this much exposure. WOOHOO!

@HOME CLONING

In a freak accident the other day Amanda cloned herself(picture of "mini-amanda" above) With these home cloning kits things like this are bound to happen.

DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!!

BRING STEPH 2 NYC 4 EVA!

So the campaign has officially began to "Bring Steph to NYC Forever." Jerry has officially signed up and is participating 110%. With Lance and Amanda heading up this campaign I can see some real results happening.

Now that Jerry is a member he has purchased the steph support pack which includes the hat and Tee (90% cotton and preshrunk). So you to can support steph and this great cause by purchasing bring steph to nyc gear.

As an affiliate I get points toward rewards. All I need is 200pts to make it to the next level, SO help me out won't you... I hear someone won a ferrari once through this program. Boy it would be sweet to finally replace the good ol' camaro...

SO LETS ALL JOIN IN TO BRING STEPH TO NYC FOREVER!!! YAY!

Thou Shall Not Steal, Nike is Purgatory

Amanda Martin recently took a trip to the Nike ID 255 Space, courtesy of George who gave a referal card to Jerry who gave it to Amanda... At the space she designed a Nike Air 180 (see below)

She was having a great time designing the shoe, and getting pampered by the crew at the 255 space, getting free diet cokes, and just lounging in the airconditioned space on the leather seats. Then Amanda decided to take advantage of the situation.(see below)

Amanda found the wireless keyboard, quite lovely and amazing, and a well designed piece of art... So she decided to uhm... TAKE IT... to the shock and awe of the whole situation Nike decided that Amanda was to be punished for taking advantage of the privliage she had recieved. (see below)

Nike decided to send her back along with the defective shoes to the factory. Where she would make the shoes that she was given the chance to design, and also another 2000 other orders that were taken that day! THE END...

LUNCHTIME

For lunch today we decided to order some good ol' diner food. Getting a nice grilled chicken breast sandwich... and I bit my cheek... boooo. WORST month ever. not only has business been slow on weekends but I lost $100 in poker and I was attacked by a mosquito last night... but I got that mosquito alright... got it goood...

Training for a marathon

So ive been running what has been dubbed "The Williamsburg Challenge" now for about a week. what exactly is the williamsburg challenge, well its running over and back on the williamsburg bridge thats 7,308ft or 2.75miles. Yesterday though after a round of thunderstorms I decided to run, this time I ran it twice, thats 5.5miles! not only is the bridge long but its a steep incline and then steep downhill, truly getting one heck of a workout. weight after running was a slim 109.5.

houston we have a problem

It's HOT, but im sure you dont need me to tell you that. On the jerry scale I would say its flesh melting Hotness!... but don't take my word for it, just check out the diagram I so lovingly included...

NIKE SUPER LIMITED EXCLUSIVE!

Yes its the SUPER LIMITED EXCLUSIVE shoe designed by JERRY for JERRY! no you can't have it cause its MINE! hahhahahahaha MINE MINE MINE... yea by the ZEN KARMATIC POWERS I know im gonna end up stepping in dog doo doo when I leave today! YEESSsssss!

do you pick it up?

Find a penny pick it up then all day you have a 50/50 chance of having good luck!
In the city you see nickels dimes pennies, quarters all over the ground, but do you pick it up? As much as I would love to have that money thats one piece of change I can do without. This is New York City, where the ground is stepped on repeatedly, spat on and god knows what else... so unless that piece of change happens to be in a gob of purell I believe I'll leave that for the homeyless!

Celebrity Fit CLUB?!

Yes thats right! CELEBRITY FIT CLUB "Staple Edition." THIS MONTH ONLY, Witness if you will Jeffstaple and Nico battling it out in weight. The prize: for every pound lost by the competitors $50 will go into a pot, WINNER TAKES ALL! WHO WILL WIN?!? I can't even begin to wager...

Corbis X Adobe CS2 Collab

Whats more fun then using stock photos and photoshop, uhmm NOTHING... god when your doing photo research and you stumble on a jem like this one you can't help but stop and mess with it just a little, let just say this was the tamer version of what can happen when you stray from your job!

jerrydoesreadinterviews

Interviews about filming porn. whats not to like, no really its interesting, but don't take my word for it check it out for yourself. HERE

BIG BUCKS

It been almost 2years since jerry joined the staple team. He has finally made a big investment, throwing down CA$H for his new customized 300c.

note: Its parked at his summer home in New Jersey.

MASH UP MONDAY

THIS MONDAYS MASH UP IS: BOSTON CREAM TERRIER! YAY!